My Daddy Was A Tax Dodger

My daddy was a tax dodger

And he never paid the HMRC

He just loved to live that way

And keep the public's money

So I’m rich and you are poor

And that’s how it will stay

Cos my cheating accountant

Is the only one I’ll pay

So you’ve come to shake us up

And think we’re going to grovel

But instead we'll hammer you

With the judge’s gavel

My daddy was a tax dodger

And he never paid the HMRC

He just loved to live that way

And keep the public's money

You might think that you can

Bring our system to the ground

But we’ll put you in prison

And we’ll grind you right down

And we’ll never give you bail

Or let you work together

Cos the feral elite

Know that'd not be so clever

So we’ll charge for your rocking chair

Cos what we’re spinning

Is we’re all in it together

And that Britain's winning

My daddy was a tax dodger

And he never paid the HMRC

He just loved to live that way

And keep the public's money

Run bolshie run

Hide out in the hills

I can use the hole in the wall

But you poor never will

Vote Tory Vote Tory Vote Tory Vote Tory (repeat & fade)

"The Capitalist Guard" (1918, Netherlands)

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With fullest apologies to The Clash...